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I'll Kill the Last Alien
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Date Posted

January 21, 2009

Cast Length

1:30:28

Hosts

Chris Remo, Jake Rodkin, Nick Breckon

Guests

None

Official description Edit

Kaz Hirai says you'll truly appreciate the complexity of this podcast in about nine and a half years. What's that? Gonna cry? Nick Breckon says you're a baby who likes baby games. And a cheat, too, I bet.

Games Discussed Edit

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II (Beta), StarCraft II, Mirror's Edge, Bit.Trip Beat, Crysis: Warhead, Assassin's Creed

Synopsis Edit

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Memorable quotes Edit

YouTube Timestamps Edit

  • 00:45Intro - The old crew back together
  • 01:34Warhammer 4000: Dawn of War II - Basically a scheme to sell copies of Soulstorm
  • 03:03Backlogs - Potentially the inspiration for a horrible blues song
  • 04:14Warhammer 4000: Dawn of War II - Team Noob
  • 04:47Warhammer 4000: Dawn of War II - Robot voices and "resources"
  • 06:04Halo 3 - Computer love
  • 06:54Warhammer 4000: Dawn of War II - Tin-can robots throwing space marines
  • 07:42Warhammer 4000: Dawn of War II - Expectations
  • 09:12Warhammer 4000: Dawn of War II - Base building
  • 09:54StarCraft - Ideal build orders and wrote strategies
  • 15:19Warhammer 4000: Dawn of War II - Matchmaking and profiles
  • 16:27Warhammer 4000: Dawn of War II - A gratifying experience
  • 17:14StarCraft II - Split into three parts, really Blizzard?
  • 18:13RTS and Other Genres - Balancing accessibility and depth
  • 23:04Empire: Total War - Sequel to the TV series "Rome"
  • 24:08Kazuo Hirai - The PS3 is hard to program for, so do the math
  • 28:31Sony - Hubris and humility
  • 29:14Sony - Developer friendliness
  • 31:19PlayStation 3 - Graphical fidelity
  • 33:38PlayStation 3 - Countdown to quality
  • 34:37PlayStation 3 - The ten-year console cycle
  • 36:00BIT.TRIP BEAT - A Pong game that is also a music game
  • 37:44Break - Tapezilla
  • 39:00Mirror's Edge - Graphics and art direction
  • 40:08Chris Sounds Like an Idiot - When speaking. And only sometimes.
  • 41:40Influences - The better developers seem to have them
  • 44:51Crysis - YouTube barrel videos
  • 45:20Mirror's Edge - An awesome game wrapped in a shitty game
  • 46:34Mirror's Edge - Tactile platforming
  • 48:04Mirror's Edge - Unavoidable combat
  • 49:44Mirror's Edge - Minimalist DLC
  • 51:20Mirror's Edge - Expectation of shooting in a first-person game
  • 53:54 — Mirror's Edge - Parallels with Half Life 2
  • 54:44Mirror's Edge - Cutscenes
  • 55:13Mirror's Edge - Plot and story in video games
  • 1:00:43Assassin's Creed - Almost at the last guy, maybe
  • 1:01:51Crysis Warhead - Also like a comb
  • 1:03:09Crysis Warhead - The Aliens are back
  • 1:04:08Bill Nye - Nye? Nye!? NYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!! The Science Guy
  • 1:05:27Crysis Warhead - Kill the last alien (who falls on your head)
  • 1:08:16Crysis - Become the Predator
  • 1:08:55Where's the Game!?! - It's just a tech demo!
  • 1:09:47Cooking Mama - Presented by Ensemble Studio
  • 1:10:46Crysis - Nick's dumb, stupid opinion
  • 1:12:55Reader Mail - Jobs - What the crew does to make money
  • 1:17:45Reader Mail - Stardock - Or Starforce. Or Starduck. Or Stardog.
  • 1:19:16Reader Mail - Assassin's Creed - Reader Rebuttals
  • 1:25:55Plain Sight - There's a beta
  • 1:26:31Outro - Tapezilla

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